So you know that band KISS ''they're like Twisted Sister but not as good or as interesting'' Well that's a little unfair I do like one of their songs (Strutter) and they do a decent cover of ''God gave rock and roll to you'' winch you can hear on the ''Bill and Ted'' soundtrack, wish I was watching that right now.
Well they started their very own movie and it's a confusing mess, the KISS Gang has magical powers, there's an angery Phantom guy that creates weird animatronic people that also have their own magical powers and it's an incoherent mess with horrible dubbing.
KISS doesn't even show up for the frist 30 minutes. That might be for the better as none of them are very good at acting. It's not even like it's a musical or anything it's just this strange film, it doesn't have very good sound so the songs that are and it don't sound very good. Also one of the KISS members keeps making lion noises. No I'm not going to look up which one, I don't care, there all the freaking same to me,
At some point the KISS gang has to fight a bunch of ninjas, why? because it's the nineteen-seventies you always have to fight ninjas
and then after that they have to go fight the monsters in the graveyard smash.
I guess the moral of the movie is KISS are actually a bunch of mutants and should go join the X-Men. I mean why not, they've got the same freaking powers.
Well they started their very own movie and it's a confusing mess, the KISS Gang has magical powers, there's an angery Phantom guy that creates weird animatronic people that also have their own magical powers and it's an incoherent mess with horrible dubbing.
KISS doesn't even show up for the frist 30 minutes. That might be for the better as none of them are very good at acting. It's not even like it's a musical or anything it's just this strange film, it doesn't have very good sound so the songs that are and it don't sound very good. Also one of the KISS members keeps making lion noises. No I'm not going to look up which one, I don't care, there all the freaking same to me,
At some point the KISS gang has to fight a bunch of ninjas, why? because it's the nineteen-seventies you always have to fight ninjas
and then after that they have to go fight the monsters in the graveyard smash.
I guess the moral of the movie is KISS are actually a bunch of mutants and should go join the X-Men. I mean why not, they've got the same freaking powers.
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