Film Summary CXLV (07/27/1978)

You will believe a cat can smoke.

A lasagnacat Production.

For an entire hour John Blyth Barrymore shall describe to you the deeper metaphysical, philosophical and biological understanding of the most Vivid and immaculate three strip comic book of Garfield you have ever known.

Set to the melodramatic score of Phillip Glasse's "Kundun".

Some call the cat chaotic, I say the cat is tranquility itself. For you see John is not merely the owner of Garfield, but in a way he is the father. Jim Davis is the spirit, therefore we can only conclude that Garfield is the one true begotten son who bears, not a cross but a smoke for our sins.

Of course if we look at it from a trinitarian* point of view, then we must disregard adoptionism as those in the early days of the Nicene Creed did for Christ. Here it raises another question ''if baptized under water Christ was, what be it then for Garfield?'' Was he baptized under the holy lasagna.

Is Monday then the opposite of the Sabbath, Monday know sacredness for the day of the Moon, the day of insanity. For if we interpret Garfield differently you shall see that he is all order, always been in order and yet he is still chaos, he is both a Ahura Mazda and Ahriman, the yin and the Yang of Taoism, spiritual successor to Thoth god of knowledge and possibly even links to the Q Continuum themselves. in a word Garfield is monotheism in the most pure and simple definition more true than Yahweh, for his Prophet Jim Davis walks the Earth this very day proclaiming the great words of Garfield giving us a small glimpse of peor unbridled genius!

* Founded by 'St. John de Matha' no coincidence there

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