Film Summary CLVII (Rogue One*)



*With RedLetterMedia Commantery


Behold the glorified spectacle that is ''some sort of Star Wars movie!''
I can't even say I was bored watching this movie because I had a commentary track talking over it. And thank God for it because otherwise I would have turned this movie off after about 10 minutes, I didn't even watch the movie properly I started playing Medieval 2 Total War.
I decided to fight as the Holy Roman Empire against the evil that is the Templar order (they're evil because I'm fighting them.) I figure it matches up with the movie ,The Empire is fighting the rebels and I think the rebels are supposed to be a bunch of Jedi and at the end of the day what are Jedi if not a bunch of military and religious Fanatics who want to run the world.


The Jedi were always weird to me a bunch of space Wizards who believe in some made-up Force. and in the original movie they're not that important they're just a bunch of monks nobody took them seriously, nobody cared what they did. And that stupid Darth Vader fella with a breathing problem, why should I give a damn about him. He's just a glorified SS Nazi you got the same freaking helmet. it's just a movie about monks fighting Nazis. Indiana Jones did it better!


There's no real story to the movie just a bunch of boring people running around looking for a floppy disk and you might think to yourself ''well the spectacle is nice'' but what good is that in the Modern Age? we have whole movies made with CGI, just look at Toy Story or even better Wall-E that movie has space in it.


Apparently the movie was a big flop in China, you hear that Disney Corporation even Red China doesn't want your crap.

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