Film Summary CCLI (Yoga Hosers)


A general rule when making a film, maybe you shouldn't show off every good aspect of your movie in a cinematic trailer. Otherwise people aren't going to bother watching your film at all. I saw everything the film was going to offer right here within two minutes. Junior High girls spend most of their life on their phone talking through emojis, emoticons or whatever the hell they're called. With modern lingo and subpar comedy.
The daughters of Johnny Depp and Kevin Smith want to go to a senior party. But their father manipulates them into working at a gas station, where they are attacked by tiny little sausage men dressed in RCMP uniforms played by Kevin Smith (They also have little Pickelhaube on their head.)
The idea seems kind of neet but the execution and acting keep me away from actually watching the darn thing.
Also the running joke in the trailer seems to be; ''Oh were in Canada hahaha funny. Canada is the joke in itself.''
My recommendation, find the trailer watch it for 2 minutes and you move on with your life. Something tells me we don't need an hour and how many minutes to dedicate to this. Also Stan lee pops up in the trailer for some reason playing a security guard or possibly dispatch police officer. So there's that to look forward to.


I'll give the trailer credit, it depicts with teenagers are. A bunch of Dizy low ID morons with absolutely no idea about their own existence or anything else. I assume they also love the marrgawana and rave on about 4:20 (which given the Nazi connection I guess could give the film credibility) , but now I'm just adding to something that's not actually there.

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