Film Summary CCLVI (Black Dynamite - "The Wizard of Watts")

The greatest interpretation of The Wizard of Oz that's ever existed.

It's the Blacker version of The Wiz. And if I may say so it's the better version. And before anybody thinks that I'm pissing on The Wiz (bad pun) I would like to state that the Wiz as a film has some interesting music and it has some colorful set design. The whole thing is just executed really badly. But we're not here to talk about that film we are here to talk about ''Black Dynamite'' in the world of The Wizard of Oz.
Our Story begins with a typical day for Black Dynamite fighting and fucking. And not necessarily in that order. It seems he's been going through the mundane tasks doing this every single day for a month straight. So that he can get his much rewarded stay vacation or staycation.
But it seems an impossible task as every goddamn assholes has some little annoyance that they have to harass Black Dynamite about. But Black Dynamite is not a man to be deterred from his goels. So he tells everybody to ''shut the fuck up'' to stop bothering him, he's going to enjoy his stay vacation regardless of what happened.

And with this Proclamation the entire city Goes to Hell. Riots break out on the streets, pimps and hoes are running amok, little Rodney King is getting his ass beat by the 5-O.
Everyone screaming and yelling and continuously harassing Black Dynamite. And right before he tells them to screw on for the final time , he's hit in the head with a brick and Falls unconscious. Now he's transported through time and space supposedly to end up in the Wizard of Oz. But not just any Wizard of Oz, the incredibly Black version of Wizard of Oz. Complete with his own talking dog who sole goal in life is to "get'sum"
Now Black Dynamite has to go through the blackist of Wizard of Oz so he can find the magical and all-powerful Magic Johnson. And get himself a proper Hotel so he can enjoy his God forsaken vacation.

But it seems even in his delusions nothing is easy for Black Dynamite. All the little Wizard of Oz Munchkins and his fariy Godfather want him to kill the Wicked bitch of the East (or possibly the West.) Whichever one it is. And the other Wicked bitch is a big oversized Pig of a man, a literal Pig who also a pig . It's pigs on pigs. More bacon than you could ever comprehend.
A Beta Israeli's worst nightmare.

Now Black Dynamite has to travel down Malcolm X Boulevard. To find a hotel owned by Magic Johnson. On his journey he'll encounter all the stereotypical Wizard of Oz characters. That is Wizard of Oz characters that have been designed pacifically for Black Dynamite. And each one of them has their own individual stupid little problem.

I'm not giving away the ending or how things turn out. I'm telling you though. If you haven't seen Black Dynamite now's the best time to get on to the greatest cartoon ever made. And if you have seen Black Dynamite and pacifically this episode , then you know what I mean. It's a Thrill Ride a minute and it insults just about everyone you can think of.

The animation of Black Dynamite relatively cheap and simple. Using a lot of Japanese tricks to give the illusion of movement and illustration. That's said it works for what it is especially given that it's a 1970s Nostalgia Fest. At least it's the good 1970s there's no Disco Duck or Sonny and Cher. (Every year at has to have its crap.)

With the ribnick voice of Michael Jai White . A real life Kung Fu Master. Ironically I don't know if he actually did kung-fu but he's done kickboxing in a few other things. The point is he's well-trained in various martial arts.