It's time to talk about the greatest cinematic masterpiece to ever be seen by the human eye.
To deny yourself the privilege of seeing Italian Spider-Man is equivalent to denying a grand discussion between Jesus, Muhammad, David and Abraham discussing the Orthodox parallels of the one true God. In the understanding of Peace, morality and comprehension of the human soul. For If you deny Italian Spider-Man to enter your heart you are giving in to El Diablo. You are taking away from your own experience the very pleasure that is humanity, that its greatest peril.
Join Spider-Man on a Grand Adventure through the seedy underworld to defeat the baddies, save the girls and smoke a copious amount of cigarettes.
Also including the greatest bike chasing known history. Of course now the real question comes up; Is this the greatest Spider-Man movie?
The answer is yes. Especially when he starts fighting clones of himself, or was that in the Spider-Man Turkish movie?
(Or is that the ''Clone Saga'' of the comics? Spider-Man is way too confusing. That's why this movie is so fantastic, it's simple to the point and easy to wrap your head around)
I can't remember anymore. The point is; Italian Spider-Man is a fantastic piece of work and you should all enjoy it while you can.
I love the disconnection from the actual Spider-Man. He has no web swinging powers and he has no real scientific intelligent. He has a scientific friend but that's as close as you're going to get. Let's not forget about his big red telephone from where he can solve crimes. Just like everybody's favorite superhero ''The Bathman''
Truth be told I don't even know if this guy has a telephone, but that's the glory of it it's a rip-off that only uses the name. You don't need to have any connection to your established property, hell it's probably for the better that you don't. You'll find that proper Company tends to avoid connection with you, in any way shape or form. So long as you're so disconnected from there original interest that it just becomes indifferent. Or if you're porn. (Disney Corporation wants little to do with any of that.)
Which makes it all the more interesting considering Disney's purchase of the Marvel trademark some years ago.
This right the only people that will be able to compete with Disney will be Disney.
On a serious note it's technically a pretty well made film. The Australian people who made this (and I don't know who they are cuz I don't care that much.) Really put a lot of hard work into their little film. With proper looking camera shots, clothing and enjoyable soundtrack.
To deny yourself the privilege of seeing Italian Spider-Man is equivalent to denying a grand discussion between Jesus, Muhammad, David and Abraham discussing the Orthodox parallels of the one true God. In the understanding of Peace, morality and comprehension of the human soul. For If you deny Italian Spider-Man to enter your heart you are giving in to El Diablo. You are taking away from your own experience the very pleasure that is humanity, that its greatest peril.
Join Spider-Man on a Grand Adventure through the seedy underworld to defeat the baddies, save the girls and smoke a copious amount of cigarettes.
Also including the greatest bike chasing known history. Of course now the real question comes up; Is this the greatest Spider-Man movie?
The answer is yes. Especially when he starts fighting clones of himself, or was that in the Spider-Man Turkish movie?
(Or is that the ''Clone Saga'' of the comics? Spider-Man is way too confusing. That's why this movie is so fantastic, it's simple to the point and easy to wrap your head around)
I can't remember anymore. The point is; Italian Spider-Man is a fantastic piece of work and you should all enjoy it while you can.
I love the disconnection from the actual Spider-Man. He has no web swinging powers and he has no real scientific intelligent. He has a scientific friend but that's as close as you're going to get. Let's not forget about his big red telephone from where he can solve crimes. Just like everybody's favorite superhero ''The Bathman''
Truth be told I don't even know if this guy has a telephone, but that's the glory of it it's a rip-off that only uses the name. You don't need to have any connection to your established property, hell it's probably for the better that you don't. You'll find that proper Company tends to avoid connection with you, in any way shape or form. So long as you're so disconnected from there original interest that it just becomes indifferent. Or if you're porn. (Disney Corporation wants little to do with any of that.)
Which makes it all the more interesting considering Disney's purchase of the Marvel trademark some years ago.
This right the only people that will be able to compete with Disney will be Disney.
On a serious note it's technically a pretty well made film. The Australian people who made this (and I don't know who they are cuz I don't care that much.) Really put a lot of hard work into their little film. With proper looking camera shots, clothing and enjoyable soundtrack.
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