Film Summary CCLXXII (Geostorm)



Usually I wait for a movie to come out and then watch it to do a film summary. But I have high confidence that I don't have to do that here. so let's predict the future

The story of uninteresting Mick-sciency man. He's some sort of scientist who possibly works out in space. He works with highly Advanced Machinery that can destroy an alter weather. Thanks to hhe Marvelous advancements in human technology we have found a way to destoy natural disasters.

That is until the natural disasters strike back. Now there are super disasters like Monsters if you will. And they're coming to eliminate us all. The world government can't stop it, no one knows what to do. Except for one man. He is; Protagonist man. And he's the scientist with all the answers but the big Corporation and or government doesn't believe him. No One Believes him all he has is his family. Most likely only his daughter, for his wife is either dead or divorced him because he's a lousy man.

In fact you could say that nature is using the machine itself. It's like Independence Day and Skynet rolled into one. And the movie will end with a big moral message about how man has the technology but should learn not to be God. For no one can conquer nature. And of course everyone will apologize to scientist man. Because he was right all along, unless they do a surprise death. It's unlikely but not impossible.

It'll make a decent amount of money . And no one will remember it in a couple of months, certain internet review sites will talk about it for clickbait*. And that'll be the end of it. We'll see another disaster movie in a couple years.

*I am also a part of the clickbait culture. Clickbait for the wind, or I can just make Maximum Carnage volume 3 again. For some reason the amount of you was I have on that one or really high compared to everything else.

Also what a crappy time for this movie to come out. The world over (particularly the United States) has been hit by a crap ton of natural disasters as of late. Now we have to go to the theaters to see even more of it! How utterly ridiculous is that. Go watch the Rainbow Horse movie instead

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