I go in the interweb and I look up the words alien and Avatar. I wanted to find a picture of one of those Xenomorphs popping out of an avatar stomach. And instead I found this piece of crap movie.
Previewing:
So we're looking at a very cheaply made movie made by people who didn't get the rights to any of the properties they're going to show. I'm going to assume it's a bunch of losers sitting around in their basement talking about how great or how horrible the aliens are, and then they're going to have to fight a really badly designed Xenomorph alien and some one's probably going to dress up in blue paint and spout off some hippy-dippy mumbo-jumbo at some point.
I feel a bit hesitant watching this film. I want it to be comically bad, something that'll keep me amused. But in reality it's just going to be boring. I'm predicting that now.
Well it's everything you think it would be. Uninteresting story with bad effects and a girl dressed up in blue paint. The worst part is how generic it is, it's one thing to be cheap and unprofessional about your work. But at least try to have some creativity with it.
Then again how can you have any creativity when you're taking to establish franchises and sticking them together for the sake of views.
And I'm absolutely sick of it. All these cheap imitation crab made films are exactly the same. They all take place in the same crummy Green-lands, they have no interesting story, they can't promise you any of the things they show in the title and there's no Talent behind them. Unoriginal and uninspiring and they're made simply to waste time.
And I'm absolutely sick of it. All these cheap imitation crab made films are exactly the same. They all take place in the same crummy Green-lands, they have no interesting story, they can't promise you any of the things they show in the title and there's no Talent behind them. Unoriginal and uninspiring and they're made simply to waste time.
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