Twaddling of Anethum 4 (Nonsensical alternative history)

There's something so amusing about trying to create your own history.
You get to take real world events but alter them in directions that make it desirable for you. Maybe you can stick in a prime minister who never had a second term or American presidential candidates who all of a sudden become far more viable. Like ''Al Smith''.

Or in the case of this map you can create a political body that is so confusing and or baffling that it wouldn't make any sense to exist even if it was created by some form of extraterrestrial aliens.
(Man that sounds like a conspiracy theory, do you think those Illuminati fellows are involved as well?)

Let's take an observation and see just what we're dealing with.

The intention of this map is to show us the political entity known as the 'World Soviet'. Judging by the photos that are placed within this giant communist state it's purely under the influence of Mao Zedong, a man whose communist forces weren't able to conquer China until 1949. At this stage in the game he should have little to no influence. But somehow in this alternative reality he's ideology has not only conquered China but has eventually spread to the rest of the Communist world as well. Now it's not indicated if his forces were the ones responsible for infiltrating Europe.
Or if his ideology even spreads into Europe. There's no picture to indicate that the Maoist tradition of Communism had any influence within the greater European continent.
It's also important to note that this communist Europe possesses the modern-day borders that were established after the collapse of the Soviet Union. I guess all these people decided to jump a gun and divide themselves up into respectable ''ethno state'' while maintaining the communist ideal. Unfortunately Germany still lost the vast chunk of its land Poland still lost its own territories

Though on the bright side Germany at least didn't have to break up into individual states and got to avoid the messy reconnection in the late 80s. Also it seems the country of Montenegro is untouched and it seems to be free of both communist and fascist ideology. So congratulations Montenegro you got to avoid a horrible time in history. Here's hoping you exist as a lovely tourist State, a place where people can escape the treacheries of their ideological trappings and enjoy the nice warm beach weather on the Adriatic coast.
Maybe you're a country that takes in a bunch of refugees and other poor people and create something of a grand trade Empire that isn't weighed down buy a government watchdog or corporations.

Now let's get away from the Communist States for a moment and focus on that over expanding all black encompassing fascist Mega state. This one seems to be one giant entity with no political border. But it indicates that's ruled by several different divisions as shown by the variance in Flags. But it becomes extra confusing when you consider that Italy and Germany the two most prominent fascist States in the 1920s and 30s have both been conquered and controlled by a communist system.

But somehow the British Empire has adopted Nazism in which to use the swastika on their flags represent their country. It's also implied that their empire is still existing and still prominent. Now connecting or possibly intermixing with the Japanese empire who somehow were able to take over vast areas of Southeast Asia but weren't able to conquer any of the Chinese territory that was so prominent to them during the Sino Japanese war.
The Japanese have their own problems. They've managed to maintain a giant overseas Empire containing everything from Thailand to Australia. But for some weird reason there are vast islands in the middle of what was Indonesia there aren't under their control. The island of java the most populated island in the world is by the definition of this map an independent area along with Sulawesi, Borneo and even Timor (Maybe they still got Portuguese connections.)
and despite up and ever expansive Empire they've somehow lost out on two of their most traditional Islands. Kyushu and Shikoku which have been traditionally Japanese longer than just about anywhere else.
Maybe this is supposed to symbolize a weakening of the Japanese Imperial forces that some of their own local territory to break away and become their own state. The potential House of Cards just waiting the crumble down.

Now if we had back to Europe for a second will see that both Spain and Portugal seem to be neutral. The greatest irony of all considering these were both stashes States who would remain fascist longer than any other countries in Europe. But I guess after the grand sweeping effects of Communism throughout the rest of the continent they decided to drop it and just play the neutral card. Simultaneously Sicily seems to finally have its own independence after thousands and thousands of years of constantly fighting off Invaders they finally are recognised as their own.

Then we look to the mega state that is America. It seems the entire continent is now United under some sort of Proto Americanised fascist Overlord. Who somehow still manage to get influence from the Nazis given the swastika and all.
I guess they decided to take the Monroe Doctrine one step farther and just directly control everything on the continent. That is with the exceptions of Baffin Island, Devon Island and Tierra del Fuego. You'd think they'd want to control that given that it was owned by Chile and Argentina.
They also couldn't be bothered to take Newfoundland. Although one could argue that that was still under the British Empire but they don't have it either.
I guess they declared independence from Britain some 20 to 15 years before its natural Independence and decided that they didn't want to join Canada either. Can't blame them, Canada is a fascist state after all, who wants anything to do with that.

And then there's the rest of South America who don't get their own unique flag or any information at all. It felt a little empty so I stuck a very confused Pinkie Pie there.

I now wanted to focus on the confusion that is Western Asia. This region is dominated by the fascist and the Communist. Now the Communist just own the Soviet part while the British Empire owns the rest. I have to assume it's a British Empire given that there's no other flags to indicate otherwise. Here's the part that bothers me. Both of them have conquered Western Asia but they couldn't be bothered to take Afghanistan. Now I can understand why the Communist might not want to immediately take it. It would leave them in a compromising position and might push them a little farther out of there natural Holdings. But what are the fascist excuse?

Also there's Djibouti and Eritrea. two countries that weren't created until well into the twentieth century. But nearly none of this matters. Really the entire reason I made this video is the focus of one place. Northern Africa, for some reason it's under the control of Quebec.

No it doesn't indicate if Quebec is a fascist state or if they still own any of their former territory in Canada, but the flag hasn't been altered at all and they're just sitting here. I guess they took over the French Colonial land?

Conclusion:

I'm still baffled and I'm willing to overlook a lot of things. Political alliances economic problems religious statues, population control and I'm also confused as to why Britain for some reason lost so much of its Empire in the Caribbean. 

But really the only thing that matters here is why did Nazisum spread so well throughout most of the world when the actual Nazi State doesn't exist for it to be in?

Also what a horrible world to live in. Nothing but fascism and communism now I know the running joke is that were already surrounded by these two ideologies, but come on. We don't actually have these Fools running anything yet. Well okay there's lots of Communism still. 

Really the only thing to take away from this is that Montenegro did well. They're the only winner in this world. I'm happy for them. 

Oh I almost forgot, despite the fact that Nazi fascism is incredibly prominent in this world the Jewish State still exist.

Suck on that Nazis! Even in this theoretical world you still couldn't 'Win'.