Well boy howdy do we have the perfect film for you.
Golgo 13 is this type of super assassin that everybody seems to know about, anybody can hire and yet only a few select ever do.
He kills targets with unparalleled precision and then goes off to have the world's most boring sex.
I was happy to at least see him to be on top of a woman at once. At least the indicated that he moved around.
I have to presume that all the women he's sleeping with are either faking it to the nth degree, or he has some sort of magically enchanted super penis that emits some an orgasm ray. Otherwise there is no excuse for anyone having that much joy with a man who might as well double as a body pillow, and not a very good one at that.
Anyways beyond that weirdness it's a fairly entertaining action flick. It has okay car chases, some amusing (if not simple) gunfights.
Basic but surprisingly intense hand to hand fight scenes and dialogue that's silly but still serious enough to convey a sense of drama.
It also has a really cool art Direction with animation that is decent at best.
There's a lot of cut corners and tricks to make it look more intense than it actually is.
It's also overly bright sometimes for some unknown reason. And there's a weird computer-generated helicopter scene near the end. Kind of cool for the time but it aged like bad cheese.
(Though personally I still kind of liked it.)
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