Film Summary DCCXLIV (Evil Bong)

 


So the Angry Nintendo Nerd's dorkyer cousin decides to take up residence with a bunch of college dude-bros. 

In doing so he's embroiled in a ridiculous tale of substance abuse and the mystical curses.                  One of the Dude-Bros (I don't remember which one, but he kind of looks like Jay from Redlettermedia) decides to purchase some antique bong from the 1960s.                                                                      Which is told to have some type of curse upon it.                                                                          
Eventually he receives the bong and upon doing several hits the bond becomes endowed with magical powers and starts consuming the souls of those around it. At first is relatively weak only able to take the souls of those who overused it. 
But eventually it gets the point where only needs you to take but one toke. 
And from this it can seize your soul and stick you inside a crummy run-down nightclub where you're fondled by random strippers for a presumed eternity. 

Not entirely sure what the evil bong's purpose is. Apparently it wants to rule the world and have everyone blitzs out of there mind. 
But it doesn't seem to have any other motivation.

Tommy Chong shows up for a little bit and he's the original owner of the bong who wasn't even aware that the thing has been sold. 
Apparently his wife sold along with his Hot Wheels collection. 
And this made Tommy's character very upset. 
Now he's here to take out the bong so that it can't hurt people anymore.
He's successful in this endeavour. 

Thus he becomes the Lord of all marijuana and everyone has to do what he wants with in this weird Spirit relm of green confusion. 
For the most part he just wants to play with Hot Wheels cars. 

Oh and the nerd has some sort of Arc where he saves his (kind of.... presumable) girlfriend from peril. Honestly that part doesn't matter, none of the movie does. It's just so mindless and spaced out. 
I guess that's the point of a weed movie. 
But it's not all that captivating. 
And the image quality is absolutely dreadful. 
I watch this film on a legal streaming site with other movies that look perfectly fine. But this thing looks like it's a bad Vid from the early 2000s. 
And it never got any better. 
Oh and that random Gingerbread Man from the killer Gingerbread Man movie showed up for a couple of seconds. 
Not sure what the deal was there.
I'd say this film isn't worth watching, but somebody out there must have liked it. There's seven of these darn things. 
That's Police Academy levels of ridiculous. 
Just as many cameos to boot. 

Oh the movie has this strange thing where it puts artificial Video Game noises over Yoshi's Island. Not sure why they did that. I say it was a legality problem, but you already using the game in your film without a care in the world. 
I don't think anyone knew what they were doing when they made this.

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