Film Summary DCCLXXXII (Dead Space)

 


Worst scientists ever. 
You're working on some sort of super virus that's more deadly than anything else in the world. That supposedly has no cure even remotely in sight and you're experimenting on it with bare hands! 
The stupid scientist cuts his finger and then goes and screws around with another super virus that ends up using him as some sort of symbiotic host (or at least some of his blood)

The death of this scientist is what prompts a distress call which brings in a low rent Han Solo to somehow assist with the situation. 
What a guy with a couple of laser guns supposed to do against the biological virus is beyond me. But once again. 
Dumbest scientists ever.

I mean the real reason he's here is because one of the scientists is hot for him and I would say that would make a little sense, however we've never been told that these people know one another. 
As far as I'm concerned they're all strangers. 
But who cares, trying to comprehend the story would mean I'd have to focus on it. Which means I'd have to focus on the movie. 
This incredibly slow-paced boring movie.

It's barely an hour long and it feels every single minute. 
I don't know how you can make a movie this dull. You have fun set designs, a mediocre but at least comprehensible story and actors who are decent. 
They don't really give a crap about their line delivery but still. 
There's just something about all of this mix together alongside bad lighting and boring camera movements that makes this one of the most stale film I've seen in some time. 
And one of the actresses got her tits out for it. 
This movie is not worth that.

The poster was pretty cool.
Just look at that for a couple of minutes and then move on with your day.

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